Inquire of the Lovely Druidess Rayetta
All righty then. This here, "Inquire of the Lovely Druidess Rayetta" is a new service that the Cow Barn is providin to the public. A while back, as you all know, the Cow Barn opted to go evangelical, but we didn't have all the portended services set up yet, then. So as not to foil our predictability we have started introducing them gradual over time. This service,"Inquire of the Lovely Druidess Rayetta" like "Raymone's Word du Jour" is one of the services I'm talkin about, now.
The way this one works is, anyone with a question can inquire of the Lovely Druidess Rayetta and the Lovely Druidess Rayetta will answer back by tellin the truth and not lyin. Remember, we are all honor bound agin lyin. If the Lovely Druidess Rayetta don't know the answer, then the Lovely Druidess Rayetta can count on the Cow Barn and the Druidry in these parts to help her out with answerin the question.
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Red ruminates
Gaul dern it, seems like there was a awful lot of Lovely Druidess Rayettas in that speech. Who wrote that dang thang, fer me?
The way this one works is, anyone with a question can inquire of the Lovely Druidess Rayetta and the Lovely Druidess Rayetta will answer back by tellin the truth and not lyin. Remember, we are all honor bound agin lyin. If the Lovely Druidess Rayetta don't know the answer, then the Lovely Druidess Rayetta can count on the Cow Barn and the Druidry in these parts to help her out with answerin the question.
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Red ruminates
Gaul dern it, seems like there was a awful lot of Lovely Druidess Rayettas in that speech. Who wrote that dang thang, fer me?
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, June 26, 2005
4 Comments:
Dear Lovely Druidess Rayetta, I do inquire. Is it OK for me to suck up to my boss at work, because I really need a raise?
Dear Anonymous,
The Lovely Druidess Rayetta foretells,
It's OK to suck up to yer boss, but only if you are 100%, sincere.
Lovely Druidess Rayetta,
how does this work when you have no boss? does this mean sucking upness is only for those impressed into slavery?
Dear dig up stupid,
If you have no boss, it is well-nigh impossible to suck up to one (a boss). One could I surmise pretend to have a boss and suck up to the pretend boss. But again even in this circumstance I would urge 100% sincerity and such an effort might be so taxing that one might wind up the nervous hospital having an enema.
So yes, I surmise that only slave slaves and wage slaves ever really get to suck up to the boss.
Into inquiries,
The Lovely Druidess Rayetta
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