The LDR Clarifies

I have been engaged in dispassionate observation regarding the telescope shiver preventers/reducers that were recently manufactured at RGVECB under the auspices of, myself. And now, a spell for you upon what they, the shiver preventers/reducers do, do. To put it succintly, leaving out all the boring physics, they promote slow motion. An example, I, the LDR am engaged in happy perusal of Arianrhod's Castle. Then along comes one of the knuckleheads, gawking and whining and wanting a turn at the telescopery. But, of course, I the LDR am not finsished with my turn at the telescopery. So the knucklehead begins to faunch with impatience and jostles the telescopery. In the absence of the shiver preventers/reducers the beautiful little stars shiver violently for an annoyingly protacted interval. But with the shiver preventer/reducers properly in situ, and with the little tripod feet enshoed thereon, the beautiful little stars go b--o--i--n--g, so that the shiver is protracted and though the stars wiggle, they do not shiver, uncontrollably, and soon settle right down. On a planet the visual effect of the jostle is actually comical and I am ashamed to say I have lost my dignity on occasion and cried out in delight, "jostle it again, knucklehead".

Sooooooooo, in summation, the new spell for the telescopery shiver preventer/reducers is the b--o--i--n--g boots.