Ray’s Thought for the Day - Mammonite Ecology in the Republic of Tejas
Yepper! Right here in the independent Republic of Tejas, the dominant Mammonite Branch of the Christian religion has thought up an ecology that neatly coincides with the opinions of the big Mammonite landowners that some call Jeffes. If you want to know how Jeffe is pronounced, here is a hint, heifer. A sentence using both words is, I am yer Jeffe and I own a bunch of heifers. So any ecology that would derive from the Jeffes would have to focus in on cattle production and lately, real estate.
The Tejas Jeffes’ pursuit of cattle production and real estate development without any outside interference on their private properties is the working theory behind Mammonite Ecology. Thus, anywhere a Mammonite Jeffe now owns property was, historically, part of a vast prairie that extended pretty much everywhere the Mammonite Jeffes, considered collectively, now own property. That means, the practice of Mammonite Ecology, is to promote “grasslands”. Happily, grasslands as the natural state of the vegetation, considered collectively, are the best places to do cattle production and real estate development.
What is the evidence that a vast prairie once extended everywhere that the Tejas Jeffes now own property? Easy that, wildfires formerly burned up all the trees and shrubs. Since the humidity was too high in these parts to promote fires, the Indians set all those fires. That’s how the vast prairie was maintained, Indian arsonists. These days, the teenagers set the fires, but somehow the fires go out before they restore the vast prairie on all the Jeffes’ properties.
Promotion of grasslands is a big industry in the Republic of Tejas. That’s why some resent the Kinglet and his amateurish brush clearing efforts on his private property. Let a professional help you do your property, Kinglet!
Yepper! Texas A&M University, the Natural Resource Conservation Service, County Extension, and lots of other assorted experts are available to help the Kinglet clear his brush and trees. Lots of Mammonite Jeffes take advantage of these experts to help them create the kind of grassland environment on their properties that is so important to their grassland lifestyles. But hark, once the brush and trees are gone, what’s left? Yikes! Do not fear, the experts have the answer; grasses from Africa, India, the Mediterranean and Asia, or wherever, shall re-create the grassland lifestyle the Jeffes formerly enjoyed historically. Plus, these new historic grasslands shall be better. All the ungulates from Africa, India, the Mediterranean and Asia shall habitate on these grasslands and provide sporting opportunities for the Jeffes, plus their dearest friends and associates.
See what I mean? Mammonite Ecology has spawned a big industry in the Republic of Tejas. Land clearing, introduction of exotic species, and the eventual sale of the land to a developer are a big industry bringing lots of progress to these parts.
The Tejas Jeffes’ pursuit of cattle production and real estate development without any outside interference on their private properties is the working theory behind Mammonite Ecology. Thus, anywhere a Mammonite Jeffe now owns property was, historically, part of a vast prairie that extended pretty much everywhere the Mammonite Jeffes, considered collectively, now own property. That means, the practice of Mammonite Ecology, is to promote “grasslands”. Happily, grasslands as the natural state of the vegetation, considered collectively, are the best places to do cattle production and real estate development.
What is the evidence that a vast prairie once extended everywhere that the Tejas Jeffes now own property? Easy that, wildfires formerly burned up all the trees and shrubs. Since the humidity was too high in these parts to promote fires, the Indians set all those fires. That’s how the vast prairie was maintained, Indian arsonists. These days, the teenagers set the fires, but somehow the fires go out before they restore the vast prairie on all the Jeffes’ properties.
Promotion of grasslands is a big industry in the Republic of Tejas. That’s why some resent the Kinglet and his amateurish brush clearing efforts on his private property. Let a professional help you do your property, Kinglet!
Yepper! Texas A&M University, the Natural Resource Conservation Service, County Extension, and lots of other assorted experts are available to help the Kinglet clear his brush and trees. Lots of Mammonite Jeffes take advantage of these experts to help them create the kind of grassland environment on their properties that is so important to their grassland lifestyles. But hark, once the brush and trees are gone, what’s left? Yikes! Do not fear, the experts have the answer; grasses from Africa, India, the Mediterranean and Asia, or wherever, shall re-create the grassland lifestyle the Jeffes formerly enjoyed historically. Plus, these new historic grasslands shall be better. All the ungulates from Africa, India, the Mediterranean and Asia shall habitate on these grasslands and provide sporting opportunities for the Jeffes, plus their dearest friends and associates.
See what I mean? Mammonite Ecology has spawned a big industry in the Republic of Tejas. Land clearing, introduction of exotic species, and the eventual sale of the land to a developer are a big industry bringing lots of progress to these parts.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, April 07, 2007
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