Mantras that Really Work!

There are three mantras that really work. The oldest of the three is Zuben Esch Genubi. Then along came Obie Wan Kenobi. And now we have Najibullah Zazi. Yes. For a mantra to actually work, it must have precisely six syllables.

Perhaps you are busy reliving most of the worst moments of your miserable life. There they go flashing your third eye, playing on and on, like a Jungle Jim film festival. How can you make it stop? Easy money, employ your trusty mantra. Say, Najibullah Zazi three fifties times and all those bad memories shall trouble no more. Your mantra can also be used to keep you from having new bad memories. Like any time you figure a bad situation is fixing to happen, just start reciting your mantra three fifties times. Najibullah Zazi.