Jerry Patterson - Probable Candy Ass

Yesterday, the Falangist Daily featured Merry Jerry Patterson on the front page. What was Jerry up to? Easy that, Merry Jerry, a Near Penultimate Super Wheel of the Republico, was indicating to the planet, his possession of a 22 caliber magnum that he leg irons to his semi - quasi - sort of - maybe - job. In other words, Jerry, according to the front page story, packs his 22 to the Republico duh Booblico capitol building, in one or the other of his boots.

Get a real job, Merry Jerry!

How come all these Jerry types have state jobs or swell government contracts? Let’s go to a tea party!!! Oooo! I'm crazy with excitement!

Goofy, or what?