Druid Holiday, Proposed

Druids already celebrate a great many holidays, both ours, general secular and other religious. Hey, even worthless CMJ* holidays, anything to get off work! But maybe we need another holiday. Yes. We need an old people holiday, a general codger day. So Crumby has decided that next Monday, May 31 of the Julian, is Codger Day.

On Codger Day, all the old farts get appreciated and given nice presents like a new dslr and an expensive lens or twain. Whatever they desire! Because, praise the Goddess, they may soon expire and go to hell where they shall rot for a long time. They won’t, however, as some believe, rot for eternity. Nothing, rots for eternity.

Here's an old fart, Hemaris diffinis.

Hold it. Crumby! Yer out of control. Monday is already a secular holiday. Monday is Memorial Day.

OK. That's good. Then Codger day can be Tuesday for a four day weekend. Praise the Goddess!









*CMJ - Christian, Muslim or Jew