Christians, Muslims and Jews, Are They the Same Difference?

Long have the Druids puzzled over this question? That’s because, the Druid eye espies Christians, Muslims and Jews and the Druid brain automatically goes, peas in a pod. So the Druids are comforted slightly when semi-reliable news comes that herds of Booblicans feel like the current US presidente is a Muslim. Course they do. Because Christians, Muslims and Jews are obviously plenty hard to tell apart or distinguish.

One tangential thing about the Muslim US presidente irks the Druids though. And that’s the behavior and appearance of Michelle. Is Michelle a Muslim too? Shouldn’t Michelle like wear more clothes or maybe a juba-juba type garment over her noggin? How come the Muslim US presidente seemingly has such little control over Michelle, his own wife? Yes. Probably, even more humanoids besides Druids and Booblicans would feel like El Presidente was a Muslim if Michelle dressed up more often in this or that traditional Christian, Muslim and Jewish ladies' garment. Hmm. Maybe Michelle could get one of those cool hair dos the Mormon ladies wear to such stunning effect in the compounds.

Huh-huh. Look at that hair do. She’s a Muslim or Mormon fer sure, all righty then.

Yes. For us poor Druids, figuring out what’s a Christian versus a Muslim versus a Jew is hard work. It’s super hard, much like identifying bees to species from photographs. Is the bee a Halictis or is it a dern Andrena? Impossible to tell from the photograph.