Wenger Denger

Boy howdy!  The latest addition to my sac collection arrived today.  It is an aesthetically pleasing Wenger Monarch.  Not only is it aesthetically pleasing or beautiful, all the tools seem to be in working order. That is, they open and close easily with good snap.

No stripped scissors screw.  No cracked magnifier. No misaligned bottle opener banging the cellidor scale 'til it cracks.  None of that.  No.

Not that the various tools will ever do much actual work or chores.  They probably won't. But they could. Further, Crumby can easily imagine doing work or chores with this nice Wenger.  And that's what matters to a serious, average collector like Crumby.  Yes.  Whether or not he can imagine doing work with his knife.

Here is the Wenger Monarch sporting some tools.  Check out that old timey can opener.  Whoa!  Who doesn't love engraved directions on a tool?  Mercy.