Rear View

There are too many people and most of them are no damn good.  That's why modern Druids are generally unwilling to help out the masses of no account individuals seeking succor. Plus, if you help them, they just hoard more wealth or breed more.  They're no damn good.

However,  some among the throngs of evil doers wear spectacles and ride a bicycle.   And among those there may occur one or two decent, upright, Goddess fearing specimens.  This advice is for them.

Crumby's rear view mirror that rides on his spectacles was fixing to play out. The ball in the joint would not say put, jostled out of position by the vagaries of wind or bump in the road.  Aggravating and dangerous.  So Crumby was fixing to go buy a new rear view mirror.

But then Crumby recalled that Plumber's Heat Proof Grease fixes suchlike.  Sure enough,  a little grease applied with a q-tip stove up the ball joint just enough.  Now the rear view works good as new.