Tuesday, December 22, 2015

68 + 22 = winter solstice

Today, Crumby is celebrating the Winter Solstice.  That is, he has ridden upon tiny Planet Earth for 22 days and 68 years, the 22 days being the most recent of all that time.  To help him celebrate, Crumby purchased a present;  a Nashbar thermal skullcap.  Note the rheumy eyes, the double chin and the bad complexion of this particular hat model.  Mercy!  Goddess!  Mercy!  Well.  Just goes to show that discount stores can't afford the best young or handsome models.

The point of the new skullcap is to keep Crumby's ears warm on cool morning bike rides.  Alas, it has been too hot in these parts lately, so the skullcap has not had a test run yet.  Maybe the weather shall cool off a little, anon.

Here's to surviving winter in Texas, amidst the heavily armed, incestuous, cannibalistic cmjs.

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