Ray's Thought for the Day
I'm soooooooooooooooooooo happy! I feel at peace. I just et up a delicious bowl of oatmeal with all my favorite ingredients associated with those particular oats. And and, and, it's rainin, or maybe drizzlin' fer the nonce, and the sky is all gray and its cool and all the little seedlin's are clappin' their hands, fer joy.
Yepper Ray. It's a mighty fine day indeed. A day that we have not seen the like of for many moons. But inform me Ray, since my botanical training at the Joke Factory was scanty, how do the little monocot seeds clap their hands, for joy?
Er. Well now Hope. Er. Hmmmmm. All righty then. Easy that, what the little monocot seeds do is scrunch up next to one another, and two of them that is the twain of those two particular seeds that are thus scrunched up will clap their two hands together, that is each of the twain havin' one hand to clap.
So Ray, is that then the sound of one hand clapping that I now discern.
Yepper Hope, that is indeed the very sound of one hand clapping.
Yepper Ray. It's a mighty fine day indeed. A day that we have not seen the like of for many moons. But inform me Ray, since my botanical training at the Joke Factory was scanty, how do the little monocot seeds clap their hands, for joy?
Er. Well now Hope. Er. Hmmmmm. All righty then. Easy that, what the little monocot seeds do is scrunch up next to one another, and two of them that is the twain of those two particular seeds that are thus scrunched up will clap their two hands together, that is each of the twain havin' one hand to clap.
So Ray, is that then the sound of one hand clapping that I now discern.
Yepper Hope, that is indeed the very sound of one hand clapping.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, January 22, 2006
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