US Culture Today - An Intermittent Newsy, News Feature of the Druid News Service

Hi there boys and regular people. This is Ms. Hope Remains, Ace Reporter for the Druid News Service (DNS). Today, Our Globetrotting Kinglet is off to the north pole for an important conference with the polar bears. I have received a copy of the Kinglet's talking points ahead of time, thanks to some Druidic powers that keep me ahead in the newsy news competition. Anyway, the Kinglet is going to explain to the polar bears, through an interpreter, that Our Way of Life is more important than their way of life and that they need to go extinct. Quoting from the Kinglet's talking point brief:

Uh, uh, you polar bears need to go extinct to protect My Way of Life.

The Kinglet, according to his talking point brief, feels like he should make it clear to the polar bears that he intends to stay the course until all their ice is melted and there will be no more, uh, uh, negotiations with the polar bears.

Goodness gracious sakes alive!!!! This is Ms. Hope Remains signing off for the DNS. Watch out for the Wicker Man!!!!