Ray's Thought for the Day - Rainfall Update
Heavens to Mergatroid! We narrowly escaped a frost last night. Plus, we got sleeted on. Yep, this time of year may be perilous to the little wonders struggling to fornicate out in the wilderness. But happily, no fornicators got frost bit at the CB. And, we got more rain. Let's see. 16.64" + 0.75" = 17.39". Praise the Goddess!!!!
The day is 115 of DY 1. The weather is unusual. The weather persons cry out, "I am shocked, I have never seen nothing like it!" Yep. We had a record low last night, lending some credence to the hemi-theory that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by wicked scientists on the innocent humans; innocent humans who could not possibly be responsible for anything because they are so little, few in number, and well, innocent.
Er. This might be a good time to review the prevailing notion of innocence. Let's bring in my bosom companion, Crumby, to discuss that interesting sub-topic. Hold forth, Crumby.
Thanks Ray. I'll just jump on in this shit.
Jump on in, Crumby.
All righty then. Adam and Eve were happily married in the Garden of Eden. They ran around naked, eating fruit, much like monkeys in the woods; sort of like our pal, Lomo Sapiens. But then they sinned and got cast out into the wilderness and had to lead hard lives. I am not sure if their marriage got canceled out when they got themsleves put into the wilderness, but it may have been cancelled. Actually, I think that particular marriage was nullified. Yep, after they went into the wilderness those two, Adam and Eve, were most likely, fornicators.
Adam and Eve and all their generations of chitlins down to the time of Jesus lived sinful lives as polymorphously erotic fornicators with no regard to all the impacts they were having on the environment and the sheep. Then Jesus came along and saved all the chitlins that accepted him. After that, all those chitlins, down to this day, are innocent. Innocent means they are not responsible for anything, ever. So that is why global warming is a hoax.
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the Bunny Trail,
Hippity, hoppity Easter's on it's wa-aaaaay.
Three Jeez Louise's and three fifties of Mercy! Praise the Goddess for Beltane!!!!
The day is 115 of DY 1. The weather is unusual. The weather persons cry out, "I am shocked, I have never seen nothing like it!" Yep. We had a record low last night, lending some credence to the hemi-theory that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by wicked scientists on the innocent humans; innocent humans who could not possibly be responsible for anything because they are so little, few in number, and well, innocent.
Er. This might be a good time to review the prevailing notion of innocence. Let's bring in my bosom companion, Crumby, to discuss that interesting sub-topic. Hold forth, Crumby.
Thanks Ray. I'll just jump on in this shit.
Jump on in, Crumby.
All righty then. Adam and Eve were happily married in the Garden of Eden. They ran around naked, eating fruit, much like monkeys in the woods; sort of like our pal, Lomo Sapiens. But then they sinned and got cast out into the wilderness and had to lead hard lives. I am not sure if their marriage got canceled out when they got themsleves put into the wilderness, but it may have been cancelled. Actually, I think that particular marriage was nullified. Yep, after they went into the wilderness those two, Adam and Eve, were most likely, fornicators.
Adam and Eve and all their generations of chitlins down to the time of Jesus lived sinful lives as polymorphously erotic fornicators with no regard to all the impacts they were having on the environment and the sheep. Then Jesus came along and saved all the chitlins that accepted him. After that, all those chitlins, down to this day, are innocent. Innocent means they are not responsible for anything, ever. So that is why global warming is a hoax.
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the Bunny Trail,
Hippity, hoppity Easter's on it's wa-aaaaay.
Three Jeez Louise's and three fifties of Mercy! Praise the Goddess for Beltane!!!!
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, April 08, 2007
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