Palin for Prez!!!!

As everyone knows, Senator McCain is fixing to die. Considered as a point on the geologic time scale, the old senator’s death could be imminent. That means Governor Palin is fixing to get to be President or Queenlet of America Norte sans Canada and Mexico. The Druids, on the other hand, are doing everything in our power to elect Senator Obama, short of actually giving his campaign any money.

The reason the Druids are for Obama is because he appears to be calm and reflective. Senator McCain, on the other hand, since he is fixing to peg out, seems desperate to get all sorts of last minute shenanigans out of the way before that awful instant, when the Goddess gets him by the short hairs. For Senator McCain, the stress must be terrible. He shall blow a gasket, anon.

That means, since Druids generally back the wrong side, Governor Palin shall be Prez, or Queenlet, pretty soon. How great shall that be? Well, pretty great. Prez Palin’s preacher shall be the first in the White House. He shall need to clear off all the demons and witches before the White House is safe for Queenlet Palin and family.

How many demons and witches are in the White House right now? No telling. There could be upwards of a tousand, or maybe even two tousand. Can just one Pentecostal preacher, even with help from Jesus, cast out that many demons and witches. Probably not.

So to make sure that all the demons and witches get cleared out of the White House in a timely fashion, the Druids, in a gesture of ecumenical solidarity with the Holy Rollers, now offer our help. Yes. The Druids are 110% ready to help get shut of the demons and witches in the White House. We are ready! Lesta!

0K! The main demon we are focused on getting shut of in the White House is the Demon Mammon. You Pentecosts can handle the rest of the demons and witches, but leave Demon Mammon to the Druids. Unless you agree to leave Demon Mammon to us, the deal is off.