Jesus Blesses a New Water Treatment Plant

Mercy! For twenty years these parts have needed more treated water. The fact is, these parts may have actually needed more treated water twenty years ago than now. But that depends on who you believe. Yet those that believe in Jesus don’t care who spread what propaganda around twenty years ago. No. Jesus has always pushed two main commandments: 1) Go forth and pave. 2) Build me a new water treatment plant.

Crawl on in here Booster Jesus. You can cozy up next to me. Hold it. Stop hogging the covers Booster Jesus. I am fixing to kick you out of here. There now. Get lost Booster Jesus. Go sleep under a bridge or out in the dang woods.

Yes. Sadly, some would welcome Jesus on into bed, then just as suddenly kick him out. That’s how Jesus feels about those who follow his commandment, Build me a new water treatment plant!, but who then simultaneously backslide into the water conservation heresy. Water conservation is the same difference as kicking Jesus out of your bed.

How come? Easy money, Jesus feels like he can provide all the water these parts shall ever need. So the water conservation heresy super hurts Jesus’ feelings. Advocating water conservation is the same as if you personally kicked Jesus out of your bed. Which is precisely what Councilwoman Shade has done. She has kicked Jesus out of her bed.