Bugs Versus Buggerers
In his dotage, all Crumby really wants to do is visit with the CB bugs in peace. Yet if Crumby loses focus and chances upon any news, no matter what the media, chances are that news item shall feature nasty buggerers. Mercy!
With all this buggering going on, Crumby and Ray decided to discuss their own personal,getting buggered as children experiences. Alas, though Crumby and Ray were both generally abused as children, neither one of them got buggered so far as they can remember.
Now let’s recall. Crumby was reared by Christians and Ray was reared first by moles, and later by the Druids at the famous Druid college and orphanage, The Tabby Lab. Both these oppressed little boys were irregularly beaten, tortured and forced to work long hours under inhumane conditions. But they never got buggered. So that’s good, probably.
OK. Crumby wearies of considering the lifestyles of the Catholic clergy and Scout Masters. Instead, consider the insects.
Yes. Crumby is going along when he chances to espy a blossom of Lindheimera texana all covered in vermin. Now, everyone knows that many a bug considers a Lindheimera petal or ray flower as one of the tastiest of all morsels. So naturally, Crumby figured that the little bugs were fixing to eat up all the petals or actually ray flowers.
Crumby rushed off to fetch a camera. But by the time Crumby got back with the camera, most of the tiny bugs had hooked it. And the ones that remained were just sitting around and not fixing to eat the petals. Crumby took one picture.
This is the picture Crumby took. You may not believe it, but those four tiny bugs, avearaging about one mm from snout to anus, (Crumby hopes no one gets the wrong impression from his use of the word, anus), are probably micro-wasps of the Superfamily Chalcidoidea. Yet to get any better pictures, Crumby must actually capture some of these lilliputian vermin and take their picture under the microscope. That may or may not happen, ever.
With all this buggering going on, Crumby and Ray decided to discuss their own personal,getting buggered as children experiences. Alas, though Crumby and Ray were both generally abused as children, neither one of them got buggered so far as they can remember.
Now let’s recall. Crumby was reared by Christians and Ray was reared first by moles, and later by the Druids at the famous Druid college and orphanage, The Tabby Lab. Both these oppressed little boys were irregularly beaten, tortured and forced to work long hours under inhumane conditions. But they never got buggered. So that’s good, probably.
OK. Crumby wearies of considering the lifestyles of the Catholic clergy and Scout Masters. Instead, consider the insects.
Yes. Crumby is going along when he chances to espy a blossom of Lindheimera texana all covered in vermin. Now, everyone knows that many a bug considers a Lindheimera petal or ray flower as one of the tastiest of all morsels. So naturally, Crumby figured that the little bugs were fixing to eat up all the petals or actually ray flowers.
Crumby rushed off to fetch a camera. But by the time Crumby got back with the camera, most of the tiny bugs had hooked it. And the ones that remained were just sitting around and not fixing to eat the petals. Crumby took one picture.
This is the picture Crumby took. You may not believe it, but those four tiny bugs, avearaging about one mm from snout to anus, (Crumby hopes no one gets the wrong impression from his use of the word, anus), are probably micro-wasps of the Superfamily Chalcidoidea. Yet to get any better pictures, Crumby must actually capture some of these lilliputian vermin and take their picture under the microscope. That may or may not happen, ever.
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, March 29, 2010
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