Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Patch

Achtung!!!! This article features cussing.


The fact that Crumby labored with salary for three years in the patch speaks volumes. Crumby had zero interest in the patch and was only in it for the money. Sound familiar, patchnoids.

There is so much that can go way wrong on a rig. The fact is, stuff goes south daily. It’s like if you have to let a service company on the pad, everybody knows, everybody is probably fixing to get fucked except the OT hounds. But if the BOP is 5000 feet down under in the salty sea, you may be seriously fucked, like fucked dead. Where’s the helicopter, dude? I need off this shit!

Why are there plenty of Okies and Coon Asses on the rigs? Easy that, expendable. Trouble is, there are always too many worms on the rigs. That’s how it is. That’s how it’s always fixing to be, forever.

So good buddies, drill baby drill.

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