The Buttcrack Tree (Sung to the tune of The Hanging Tree)

Oh Ray went searching for a tree.
The name of the tree is the buttcrack tree.
The buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree.

The buttcrack tree is eluding me.
Now where the heck can that tree be?
The buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree.




And how can I tell a buttcrack tree
from all the other trees that I may see?
The buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree.

Just look for the fruits on the buttcrack tree.
When you find a fruit you’ll know that it be,
the buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree, the buttcrack tree.