Get a room!

No. You get a room!

As can be seen here, beetles are care free when it comes to fornication. Even the near proximity of entirely different beetles, also fornicating, does not put them off. Uh. This is like maybe a human couple plus a cow and a bull fornicating in the same motel room.

This makes me, Ray, appreciate just how rare and pure matrimonial sex in nature really is. I mean, if you consider all the sexual intercourse that goes on in nature, and how much of that is mere fornication, or adultery, versus sex enjoined in connubial bliss, then you may get what I mean. It’s like the latter type may be special. Yes. Sex between married individuals is probably special due to rarity.

On the other hand, these beetles are most certainly heathen savages, fornicating heedlessly in the wilderness. They have never heard the good news, that Jesus died for their sins. That’s because Jesus didn’t die for their sins. No. Jesus probably didn’t know about beetles in the first place.

Yet it’s not too late. These beetles could be saved easily once the language barrier is somehow taken down. Yes. What is needed is a mission to the heathen beetles. Save their souls!

That’s Acmaeodera flavomarginata on the left and Haplorhynchites eximus on the right. Or it’s a flower buprestrid and a wee, wee-weezille.