Election Day, DY 5

Mercy! Election day is upon us again. Man alive. Crumby is fixing to go vote a straight Democratic ticket. Sad because the Democratic Party, much like the Booblican Party, stands for monopoly capitalism and imperialism. Ugh! Crumby’s vote is maybe a lesser of two evils vote. What a cliche! Sad. But evil is evil and the lesser evil really is better.

Several weeks ago, realizing that the news has become a mere parade like synopsis of Booblican celebrity, Red banned all news at the CB. We get no paper, no TV news, no internet news. The fact is, the Booblican celebrity alerts by Yahoo News on the internet were the inspiration for the ban. Therefore, the Druid vote in these parts is independent of current events and based, entirely on fantasy.

So, with no Booblican news to fret over, Crumby has been focusing on moths or muths. Yet Crumby has expanded his moth or muth horizons. No longer does Crumby limit his observations to restrooms or comfort stations. No longer is Crumby content with the occasional diurnal flyer. No. Now Crumby is focused on those many moths and muths that come to lights at night. After all, what are those fuzzy leps famous for if not, coming to lights at night. Yes. They come fluttering out of the stygian darkness. Here they come, alighting on screen or window pane. Longing to get on in but thwarted. So they have to just sit where they are, hoping someone will open the door or window. They stare at the light, hypnotized. Mercy! It’s like the song says. Drawn like a moth or muth to the flame or electric light.

This interesting muth of the night may be Diacme elealis.