Scorpions Sleep Under Cow Patties

As Crumby waited for Ogma to set or go down, Crumby needed to do something to keep his spirit up. I know, he thought. I shall espy what’s under some of these cow patties.

Turns out, scorpions sleep under the cow patties. Yes. Those scorpions attach themselves to the bottom of the cow patties then go to sleep. They don’t even wake up when you turn the cow patty over. You have to poke them so they wake up.

After Crumby fooled with the scorpions awhile he then decided to take landscape pictures, familiarizing himself with the workings of the shutter remote and new wide angle lenses. But the trouble was, those dang clouds were getting ever closer fixing to totally spoil Crumby’s anticipated starry night photography.

Dang it. That dern cloud is fixing to f*** me around, Crumby predicted. Sure enough, pretty soon the sky was 90% occluded. Dang! Crumby spent $25 on gas to get to these dern parts so he could take some pictures of stars. Boo! Crumby had to give up and go home.