Baby Great Horned Owls?

Man alive! Why would owls want to live here? Crumby would have figured they would have had more self-respect. Well. Maybe it's the rats. There are plenty of Sigmodons in these parts sometimes. Maybe that explains the owls. Sigmodon hispidus.


Mercy! Crumby could see the smoke from the great Oak Hill fire. Goodness! But it wasn't teenagers set the fire. Thank the Goddess for that. Once teenagers start setting the fires, there's no stopping those dern teenage firebugs. "Mao, Mao, Mao Tse Tung, Revolution for the Young." But the revolution has passed the homeless by already.

Well. Not homeless anymore. It's 2-20 for the homeless in the penitentiary. But our jefe wants more. Yea verily. Much more. Maybe the death penalty.

Man alive! Our precious Tejas Jefe of the Repubico is sure on the job. "We need some federal aid. Ooooh! Federal aid for these fires!" Jeez Louise! Aren't fires acts of God?