Baby Demon Mammon

Have you still got some last minute shopping to do, today? If so, the Baby Demon Mammon loves you. And you love, the Baby Demon Mammon.

Here’s a helpful hint for you weary, hysterical shoppers. Slow down. Take a deep breath. Now chant - BABY-DEMON-MAMMON. Repeat until you are revived and ready to shop again. Mercy! You, the weary and restless must call upon the Baby Demon Mammon.

Yes. Once again, as the world turns, the Baby Demon Mammon’s birthday is upon us. Mercy! For devotees, it’s your last chance to help save the economy this year. And if you don’t help save the economy this year, well, you are a stinker and a spoil sport. Nevertheless, the Baby Demon Mammon may forgive you. So you can help save the economy next year.

But how did the Baby Demon Mammon crowd Baby Jesus out of the crib. Well. It’s comparable to a nest parasite situation. We espy a happy little family consisting of Joseph, Mary and the Baby Jesus. Uh. But then, Gods will be Gods. And one more slice off the loaf won’t be missed. And pretty soon there are twain little babies in a nest or crib. After a while, one of the babies grows way big and kicks the other baby out of the nest. It’s hard. Hard, but a true fact of life as we know it.

That’s essentially how the Baby Demon Mammon took Christmas away from Baby Jesus. Praise the Goddess for Winter Solstice!