Is Shrew Chow Legal on Federal Lands?

Now just suppose an average naturalist headed out to federal land. Like if you were an average naturalist that dwelt in the Booblico duh Tejas, you'd need to get out of state practically before you could visit the federal land. But suppose you did? And the primary reason for your journey would be to espy shrews. Like maybe you have never espied shrews. Or maybe, the only shrew you ever espied, was dead. Morte! Mercy! Not surpising that forty years of espying vermin in these parts would lead up to one dead shrew. That's because nature haters are overwhelmingly dominant in these parts. Goodness! Nature haters kill shrews on sight. So shrews are hard to come by hereabouts.

Be that as it may, the query is, Is shrew chow legal on Federal Lands? Like Crumby is no total umbassda. He knows that generally speaking, an average person should not feed the animals on federal land. Itshauckfa. Any umbassda knows that.

But shrews may be exempt. That's because shrews are tiny plus inconspicuous. So what's the harm in feeding a little tiny shrew chow to your average little tiny shrew?

That's right. Crumby is desperate to bait a shrew or too. That's because some shrew photographs are liable to give Crumby plenty of ease in his dotage. So why not? Why can't an old Ovate bait shrews for comfort or intellectual stimulation in prepation for the last roundup, the end of the trail, the boat ride to Hades, the last fling in the fairy ring. Goodness gracious!

You may know that there could be issues with shrew chow in bear country. But maybe bears don't like shrew chow. Could a bear eat shrew chow? Would a bear eat shrew chow? Would a bear eat a shrew?

Oh my Goddess! Crumby needs answers.