Pseudo Environmentalism Runs Amuck

That's correct! Pseudo environmentalism runs amuck. Which may be slightly more obnoxious even than pseudo wrestlers run amuck.

That spelled, the time for meaningful action on the environment in these parts is long since past. So why not get in some more of the same old grand standing, bull shitting and pseudo environmentalism.

As everyone knows, Crumby's fellow member of the Bosom Brotherhood is Ray Pistrum, named after the early successional mustard, Rapistrum. What a cruel joke that was. Naming a little orphan bastard after a bastard rape. Mercy!

But now, responsible parties in these parts, fretting that bastard rape is fixing to take over, have started fixing to eradicate it, bastard rape, the mustard, not little orphan bastard molestation. No. Little orphan bastard molestation goes on and on. But we may get a handle on the bastard rape, yet.

Stinky Valley, for its part, has all of a sudden savagely attacked bastard rape with all the management tools at its disposal. All the management tools at its disposal is mowing. Matter of fact, mowing, at random or non-sensical intervals, is the entire environmental management progam on-going in Stinky Valley. Entire, if one leaves off tree planting followed by allowing the trees just planted to die of thirst.

Interestingly, though the tractor mower combo has been loosed on the bastard rape, bastard rape's inevitable associate, Malta starthistle, (Centaurea melitensis) is spared. Maybe that's because the starthistle gums up the tractor mower combo. Or maybe, the responsible pseudo environmental parties feel like Malta starthistle is not as bad of an introduced, obnoxious weed as is bastard rape. Go figure!

Oh well. With the bsstard rape gone, there should be plenty of room for Japanese brome, rescue grass, Johnsograss, KR, beggar's lice (both kinds), starthistle, bur clovers, etc. Jeez Louise!