Gotch Eye Cowbird

Why is this Cowbird letting me sneak up?. That's what Crumby thought as he crept closer and closer.

Anon, a wave of nostalgia or deja vous overlapped Crumby. There he sat in the deceased vertebrate skinning room. The fetid flesh scent plus corn meal dust filled the air. But it was the chewing that got to Crumby. Yes. Crumby could hear the dermestids chewing their lunch.

Mercy! Anyone that has spent time stuffing cotton balls into the noggins or occipital cavities of Class Aves knows what Crumby is speaking thereof. Yes. That's what we are now discussing.

This particular cowbird is blind on his left side. Looks like his bill aint normal either. Get a cripple sticker if your fixing to park there, buddy!