Monday, June 18, 2012

Important Druid Holiday, Summer Solstice, Upcoming

Multitudes fear Ogma, the terrible Sun God or star. Why do we fear that terrible, fiery visage?  Easy that.  We fear Ogma Sunface because we can not look upon his face directly.  Also because he is liable to explode, thereby incenerating tiny planet Earth, home to most of us. Or, assuming Ogma's exploding flames or shock waves don't get us, then the icy vacuum of space, will.  Yes.  Once Ogma has exploded, even if Earth is not evaporated, then we shall easily freeze to death due to the absence of our warming star or God.

Multitudes may have forgotten the Summer Solstice is on June 21.  Yes.  The longest day of the year in these parts is upcoming anon.  The time when Ogma , due to the inclination of Earth, is at his most powerful, relatively speaking. So be ready to join the Druids on Summer Solstice Day in asking Ogma to spare himself from those various behaviors that could potentially cause His untimely demise.  Like sunspots and solar flares are OK and normal.  But Ogma needs to avoid  activities more strenuous than those typically therapeutic exercises.

Yes.  Ogma Sunface, the Druids beg of you, keep yourslef cool and calm at all times.  No temper tantrums.  Yet if you do need to burn and rage, incinerate the evil doers in these parts.   But spare the Druids.  Yes.  Smiting the evil doers with fiery flames while sparing the Druids would teach everyone an important lesson.


 

Ogma Sunface, an artist's conception.

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