Crumby Struggles with His Conscience

As many may recall, Crumby made a decision not to vote in the former up-coming.   That's because Crumby felt like the Democrats were enjoying monopoly captialism and imperialism more than they should.  And of course, the other party always enjoys monopoly capitialism and imperialism to the max.  So why vote when both parties are for monopoly capitalism and imperialism?

But at the same time,  Crumby is mighty pleased that the Democrats won.  That's because the other party is just about totally uncivilized or barbaric.   And Crumby, now old and feeble, should not have to deal with barbarism in his dotage for Goddess' sakes.   Barbarism needs to hold off until CRumby is safely with the WG.  Yes.  Crumby needs to draw his Social Security and pursue his various civiliized hobbies in peace until the end.  Turns out, the Democrats, despite being monopoly capitialists and imperialists, are more likely to nurture Crumby's lifestyle.

So should Crumby feel guilty that he didn't help the Democrats?  Mercy!