Hobbies fer Cripples

Unable to walk at a good pace, plus, afflicted with foot pain, Crumby decided he needed a new hobby to distract him while he was recovering, maybe, from the aforementioned.  So Crumby decided  he needed to start fixing to collect Swiss Army knives.  But not just any Swiss Army knives.  No.  Crumby needed to collect only Swiss Army knives featuring magnifying glasses.  That way, Crumby could imagine walking around in nature at a good pace, employing his Swiss Army knife with magnifying glass to view micro nature.  Even though, Crumby, as a cripple, could not actually do shit.

So far, Crumby has obtained two Swiss Army knives with magnifiers off EBAY.  Both are Victorinox Explorers.   But as even a Christian might eventually figure out, these twain are different.  See how different?

They do, however, share one feature in tandem.  Which be,  a Tea Party dumbass  within 20 meters, configures the bottle opener from silver to blue.  So if you were like opening a bottle of beer or ale that like needed that, and a dumbass Republican was approaching within 20m, the bottle opener would turn blue. Mighty handy that feature.