It's Like Talking to Myself, Only I Can Go Back, and Read What I Said
Recently, Crumby acquired two new SAKs. It's the nature of SAK collecting to acquire new ones. What a hobby!
Here those twain are, a Spartan Lite and a Cybertool 29. Crumby likes the Spartan Lite very much. Not only is it, after it got cleaned up, a nice knife with a working torch, but it came with a Tinker that also, eventually cleaned up, with considerable elbow grease. Yes. That transaction was easy and worthwhile. Two nice SAKS for a low price and a little elbow grease.
But then we come to the Cybertool 29. Crumby paid a little too much for it. Plus, Crumby had already got skunked out of a bunch of Cybertools on EBAY before he WON this particular Cybertool. Which made Crumby wonder if acquiring a Cybertool in the first place was worth all the trouble. So Crumby is resentful over the Cybertool, as he always is when he feels like he worked too hard for something.
It's weird. Crumby has always felt like, if an average person had to work too hard for something, he or she would always resent or maybe hate that item or maybe organic entity in the end. Of course, Crumby's theory flies in the face of common sense, which opines or whines that the harder an average person works for something, the more he or she will appreciate that something. What bullshit common sense is! Sad that many believe, or pretend to believe, in common sense. Dumb asses. Mercy on me, for the dumb asses.
Alas, the Cybertool 29 has a logo on it. A logo is not a prime directive for a collector like Crumby. Particularly a logo for a bunch of punks that sold out to the capitalist running dogs in China. Mercy! Crumby needs a new scale for his Cybertool 29. But that will only add to its exorbitant cost.
Here those twain are, a Spartan Lite and a Cybertool 29. Crumby likes the Spartan Lite very much. Not only is it, after it got cleaned up, a nice knife with a working torch, but it came with a Tinker that also, eventually cleaned up, with considerable elbow grease. Yes. That transaction was easy and worthwhile. Two nice SAKS for a low price and a little elbow grease.
But then we come to the Cybertool 29. Crumby paid a little too much for it. Plus, Crumby had already got skunked out of a bunch of Cybertools on EBAY before he WON this particular Cybertool. Which made Crumby wonder if acquiring a Cybertool in the first place was worth all the trouble. So Crumby is resentful over the Cybertool, as he always is when he feels like he worked too hard for something.
It's weird. Crumby has always felt like, if an average person had to work too hard for something, he or she would always resent or maybe hate that item or maybe organic entity in the end. Of course, Crumby's theory flies in the face of common sense, which opines or whines that the harder an average person works for something, the more he or she will appreciate that something. What bullshit common sense is! Sad that many believe, or pretend to believe, in common sense. Dumb asses. Mercy on me, for the dumb asses.
Alas, the Cybertool 29 has a logo on it. A logo is not a prime directive for a collector like Crumby. Particularly a logo for a bunch of punks that sold out to the capitalist running dogs in China. Mercy! Crumby needs a new scale for his Cybertool 29. But that will only add to its exorbitant cost.
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