Game of 'Tards

Well. Looks like the semi-widely anticipated return of Aholes Ahoy is fixing to actually occur, maybe. Remember, Aholes Ahoy is the legendary hero who, with his magical sword, Butt-thanger, brought shine where the sun don't, normally, thus dispelling plenty of darkness. Legend has it that Aholes has been hanging out in the ether, invisible to the sober, just fixing to come on back. Like Jesus.