Ray'sThought for the Day - Telescope Tomfoolery
Now Lomo has got another order coming from the Cow Barn's Personal Optics Expert. It's, not surprisingly, another Lomo telescope. So we will now have two of these, a 95 mm and a 133.5 mm. More than ever, we wil be able to spot panic attacks, fer away. Some information follows, the factual parts provided by the Cow Barn's Personal Opticcs Expert:
Sadly, the factory where the Leningraskoye Optiko Mechaicheskaye Obyedinenie, LOMO for short, built telescopes is now closed and being retooled for weapons production. So there will be no more Lomos. Perhaps they will become collectors items and these two will one day make us rich and famous, or preferably, just rich.
Also:
MARS SPECTACULAR!
The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.
By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN.
But with the Lomo Astele 133.5, we will be able to go much higher than a modest 75-power magnification. Ha Hah Hah Harrrrrrrrr.
Sadly, the factory where the Leningraskoye Optiko Mechaicheskaye Obyedinenie, LOMO for short, built telescopes is now closed and being retooled for weapons production. So there will be no more Lomos. Perhaps they will become collectors items and these two will one day make us rich and famous, or preferably, just rich.
Also:
MARS SPECTACULAR!
The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.
By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN.
But with the Lomo Astele 133.5, we will be able to go much higher than a modest 75-power magnification. Ha Hah Hah Harrrrrrrrr.
posted by ray pistrum at Thursday, August 04, 2005
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