Druid Gospel Music

Badgemagus just sent this over. He's been translating some originals into English.

The Beast Can Nae Harm Me

As I wandered in the forest all ridden with sin
Cause I ate ever’ acorn ever’ place I had been
So with no mast fer no pig anywhere I did roam
She rolled a 7 come 11 and She brought me back home

The Beast can nae harm me when I'm safe in Her sty
She provides me with shade from the sun in the sky
When She rains softly on me my heart doth rejoice
I'm a pig in Her parlor and I know Her voice.

Bush roams the land like a roarin’ lion in rut
With his glutton’s maw slaverin’ to eat us all up
But with a wink of Her eye She can transform all that
And the Bush is revealed as a bad pussy cat.

Oh, the Beast can nae harm me when I'm safe in Her sty
She provides me with shade from the sun in the sky
When She rains softly on me my heart doth rejoice
I'm a pig in Her parlor and I know Her voice.