Sunday, October 02, 2005

Ray's Thought for the Day

I pledge allegiance to the Corporate States of America

And to the Republicans for which it stands,

One nation, under debt, easily divisible,

With liberty and justice for oil
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Ray's not sure about the ethics of crediting the source of the Pledge, so Ray ain't gonna.

The CO got this pledge copied to him a while back, and requested that it be posted at this venue for the purpose of ingratitating him (the CO) with republicans because the CO believes that the republicans know about nice and secret places for environmental refugees to resettle in, and if he (the CO) ingratiates himself sufficiently with the republicans, they will tell him (the CO) where to go.

The CO is under a lot of pressure this time of year because Samuin is hard upon us and the CO also believes that from Samuin through Imbolc, the WG is more likely to snuff out his candle than at other seasons, and the snuffing out theory only serves to increase the pressure on the CO until he is veritably like a teapot, aboil.

I, Ray, on the other hand, am pissed off because I didn't get my cinnamon bun, yesterday.

By the way, Red surmises that Bill Clinton is a closet republican.

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