Red's Thought for the Wee Hours of the Day
Cuhulian Wastes Away
Cuhulian was so aggravated that he wore his self out walkin' and talkin' to his self and thinkin up what he should have said and what he would say next time around and do next time around also, that purty soon he grew weary and conked his self out. The while he was sleepin' in a conked out state, two ladies came along. One had on a red dress on and t'other a green 'un. Then the one in green winked at Cuhulian and commenced to whup up on 'em with a wet rope. Then the other lady, the one in red, also winked at Cuhulian and begun to whup 'em with a wet rope, so that both the ladies together, the one in the green dress and the t'other in the red dress were whuppin Cuhulian while he lay there conked out, and they purt' neer beat the shit out, of 'em, too. Then after they wore theirselves out whuppin' 'em, off they went somewheres else.
The next day the Ulaid went out a seekin' fer Cuhulian late in the mornin' fer it was noticed he was missin' at breakfast so that they had to eat his portion, fer 'em. Finally, after a good while but not a great while they found Cuhulian laid up beside a Dolmen and those that first approached started hollerin', "Wake up Cu, have ye had to mucha the Dolmen, mebbe?", fer they assessed he was sleepin' it off. But Fergus when he got closer seen that Cu was beat plumb to shit and hollered out, "He aint drunk, he's beat plumb to shit, and he's havin a vision er suchlike, mebbe." So the Ulaid sat around after what Fergus foretold and waited for Cu to wake up which he did anon, but he was dumb to ever' question put, to 'em.
So they took Cu home to his house where he stayed with his wife who was mighty put out with 'em for stayin out all night and turnin up in such a state. But Cu, was dumb to Eithne also, and remained dumb, fer a whole turn of the wheel, which further aggravated Eithne neer to her wit's end.
I'll finish as I wake up, mebbe.
Red
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Ray's Thought for the Day
Yikes. Red's been sleep spellin', workin 24/7 fer the WG.
Cuhulian was so aggravated that he wore his self out walkin' and talkin' to his self and thinkin up what he should have said and what he would say next time around and do next time around also, that purty soon he grew weary and conked his self out. The while he was sleepin' in a conked out state, two ladies came along. One had on a red dress on and t'other a green 'un. Then the one in green winked at Cuhulian and commenced to whup up on 'em with a wet rope. Then the other lady, the one in red, also winked at Cuhulian and begun to whup 'em with a wet rope, so that both the ladies together, the one in the green dress and the t'other in the red dress were whuppin Cuhulian while he lay there conked out, and they purt' neer beat the shit out, of 'em, too. Then after they wore theirselves out whuppin' 'em, off they went somewheres else.
The next day the Ulaid went out a seekin' fer Cuhulian late in the mornin' fer it was noticed he was missin' at breakfast so that they had to eat his portion, fer 'em. Finally, after a good while but not a great while they found Cuhulian laid up beside a Dolmen and those that first approached started hollerin', "Wake up Cu, have ye had to mucha the Dolmen, mebbe?", fer they assessed he was sleepin' it off. But Fergus when he got closer seen that Cu was beat plumb to shit and hollered out, "He aint drunk, he's beat plumb to shit, and he's havin a vision er suchlike, mebbe." So the Ulaid sat around after what Fergus foretold and waited for Cu to wake up which he did anon, but he was dumb to ever' question put, to 'em.
So they took Cu home to his house where he stayed with his wife who was mighty put out with 'em for stayin out all night and turnin up in such a state. But Cu, was dumb to Eithne also, and remained dumb, fer a whole turn of the wheel, which further aggravated Eithne neer to her wit's end.
I'll finish as I wake up, mebbe.
Red
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Ray's Thought for the Day
Yikes. Red's been sleep spellin', workin 24/7 fer the WG.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, October 11, 2005
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