Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Yippee!

Home for the holidays with interesting and fun stuff to do.

Tomorrow we will have lotsa fun testing out the new erection pwism on the LOMO 95. This will be lotsa fun. Also we will eat a delicious supper. There really is much to be thankful for so long as we don't get carried away with think-fulness. We would have even more to be thankful for if the dang focal reducer had also arrived today. But that's OK. We can save that for Friday or Saturday, maybe.

A preliminary peek out the LOMO with the new erection pwism and using the 7.3-22mm zoom lends hope that we have at last put together a spotting scope that will please everyone, not easy that in these parts. This particular erection pwism is nice looking. The body is spherical and the total appearance is similar to a ball with two small dicks sticking out of the ball if you can imagine that. It also has a compression ring inside the dick where the eyepieces go.

No more watching peeps racing along upside down or backasswards. What would Lot say about the shape of this particular erection pwism? Would it remind Lot of you know what?

This picture (located to the immediate east of this text) indicates the new erection pwism attached to the scope. One dick is in the scope and the other dick isn't. Alas, that silvery cylinder, sometimes called the focus knob, is in front of the erection pwism, partially blocking the view of the erection pwism. The Goddess of Reality Checks kindly consented to hold up a book that symbolizes somewhat of the interesting little wonders the erection pwism will be employed to facilitate the gazng upon or at, once in a while, anon.

If any among the rich and famous would like to pay us a bunch of money to take pictures of them from far away then they should pre-pay a bunch of money to RGVECB because soon the above described skill(taking pictures of the rich and famous from far away) will be available as a service from RGVECB, maybe. Whether it is or is not available anon, send us the money and we will make sure it gets spent somehow.

Some birds don't like to be spied on because it makes them as nervous as shrews. So it's best to gaze upon them from a great distance so they won't know they're being spied on. What they don't know, won't make them nervous, maybe.

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