Euphorbia (Chamaesyce) missurica
Why don't ye twain go somewheres else, so Crumby and me can get some work done?
Cause Aint Rayetta sent us in here and told us to stay put and that you was sposed to watch us Ray. She said we might larn somethin' useful.
All righty, dern it. Just sit there fer a tiny spell, fer Crumby's comin back anon with another spurge. Ye can larn the spurge.
Don't yall do none of the little wonders, but spurges Ray?
Yep Sweetiepie. We do other little wonders, but fer the nonce we're doin' spurges. Dang it, where'd ye get them names, Sweetiepie and Sugarplum? Them aint proper names fer young ladies.
They aint our proper names atall Ray. Sugarplum and Sweetiepie is our nicknames. Aint that right Sweetiepie. Yeppers, them's the nicknames Nancy give us. Yeppers, Nancy says she give us them nicknames fer I-Ronnies sake. That's right. So Sweetiepie says, Nancy, who be this I-Ronnie, but Nancy says we was too young to know about I-Ronnie, so I says to Nancy, was I-Ronnie a liar er some kind of sinner that had to be sent over to Badgemagus place fer a good whuppin', but Nancy said that warnt it atall. Aint that right Sugarplum. Yeppers. And then I says to Nancy, well if I-Ronnie warnt bad, then whut happened to em, and Nancy says that I-Ronnie asked too many dang questions and that if I, Sweetiepie kept it up likewise, askin' too many questions she'd turn me into a bosom asp, but I don't reckon she would do that, maybe. Do ye reckon she would Sugarplum? I reckon she wouldn't on account of she told me the same thing, but here I be normal as ever, and I too have asked Nancy a good many questions about this er that like that time I says to Nancy, Nancy ere ye sweet on Badgemagus, and Nancy said that warnt none of me beeswax, so I says to Nancy, Nancy, I aint got no bees and consequently no wax, but if ye could see fit to get me some bees I surenuff would like to have some fer pets, then we could all share out the wax and honey and whatnot and.....
Jeez Louise young ladies. Look who has arrived. It's Crumby, Praise the Goddess, with the sprurge.
Hi there Crumby. We been tellin' Ray all about how we got our nicknames. As ye know I am called Sugarplum and this here is Sweetiepie and Aint Rayetta sent us over here so Ray could watch us and make sure we didn't get up to no mischief or pester anyone that had somethin' important to do. Yeppers, that's right, Sugarplum. And then I, Sweetie Pie says to Aint Rayetta, well aint Ray got nothin important to do? So Aint Rayetta just laughs and laughs and then Aint Rayetta says to Sugarplum and me that the twain of us should go find Ray, so here we be fer the nonce. That's right, Sweetiepie, and then we had a perilous hard time findin Ray on account of ...
Er, would you young ladies like some cookies er somethin'? Why don't ye go see if Red'll give ye some ginger snaps, maybe. There be a fresh batch off in the kitchen, maybe.
Can we bring'em back here and eat em here Crumby? We are very much enjoyin' this visit with ye and Ray. Aint that right Sugarplum. Yeppers, we enjoy a nice visit all righty then, but I am a might hungry now and sure wouldn't mind me a ginger snap er two. Them gingersnaps be in the kitchen ye say? Come on Sweetiepie, let's go get us some of them gingersnaps. All righty then, we shall return to these parts anon. Bye.
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Ray, are yer ears ringin'? I have a ringin' in my ears. Ray! Ray! Come to Ray! Yer conked out.
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A while later.
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Whut happened? Where am I?
Ye been conked out Ray. And ye remain here in the laboratory where the conkin' out transpired.
Conked out! Whut conked me out, reckon?
Well Ray, I'm speculatin' that ye conked out from sensory overload, maybe. Them two Tabby Labbers overwhelmed yer auditory capacities. They be natural born spellers, them two, and don't have no notion of when to let up. They would a got me too, but I spelled em off on Red, fer I knew he was bakin' ginger snaps. That's how I saved myself, but I was too late to save ye Ray. So ye conked out.
Well I swan. No wonder them two's visitin'. That dern Nancy off loaded them two on us fer a space of peace and tranquility fer herself, maybe.
Listen up Ray. I don't think them two are headed back here like they were spellin' to do. Hope, I hope corraled 'em and got em off to bed. So if yer up to it, we need to finish up on this particular spurge. Ere ye up to it?
I reckon so Crumby. Lemme do a ablution er two first, then we can get to work.
All righty then.
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A while later.
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All righty then. There's nothin like a good ablution to keep me, Ray regular. Whar's the spurge?
There's two pictures of the spurge, E. missurica, right here.
Yep. I espy em.
Yepper Ray. But troubles arise. We have hit another dry hole, seed wise. So I decided that since this one aint hairy, and ye can easily espy the different parts due to the general glabrousness, that this one would be a good 'un to label.
All righty. Let's get to labelin' then.
La-nee, la-nee, laneeeeeeeee.
There now. Let's load 'em up.
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Thus, the bosom companions, Ray and Crumby, weary from scanty rest, forge ahead on, much like us all, for planet earth, upon which we reside, traverses an ellipse of the sun, believe it or not.
The Arkdruid
Cause Aint Rayetta sent us in here and told us to stay put and that you was sposed to watch us Ray. She said we might larn somethin' useful.
All righty, dern it. Just sit there fer a tiny spell, fer Crumby's comin back anon with another spurge. Ye can larn the spurge.
Don't yall do none of the little wonders, but spurges Ray?
Yep Sweetiepie. We do other little wonders, but fer the nonce we're doin' spurges. Dang it, where'd ye get them names, Sweetiepie and Sugarplum? Them aint proper names fer young ladies.
They aint our proper names atall Ray. Sugarplum and Sweetiepie is our nicknames. Aint that right Sweetiepie. Yeppers, them's the nicknames Nancy give us. Yeppers, Nancy says she give us them nicknames fer I-Ronnies sake. That's right. So Sweetiepie says, Nancy, who be this I-Ronnie, but Nancy says we was too young to know about I-Ronnie, so I says to Nancy, was I-Ronnie a liar er some kind of sinner that had to be sent over to Badgemagus place fer a good whuppin', but Nancy said that warnt it atall. Aint that right Sugarplum. Yeppers. And then I says to Nancy, well if I-Ronnie warnt bad, then whut happened to em, and Nancy says that I-Ronnie asked too many dang questions and that if I, Sweetiepie kept it up likewise, askin' too many questions she'd turn me into a bosom asp, but I don't reckon she would do that, maybe. Do ye reckon she would Sugarplum? I reckon she wouldn't on account of she told me the same thing, but here I be normal as ever, and I too have asked Nancy a good many questions about this er that like that time I says to Nancy, Nancy ere ye sweet on Badgemagus, and Nancy said that warnt none of me beeswax, so I says to Nancy, Nancy, I aint got no bees and consequently no wax, but if ye could see fit to get me some bees I surenuff would like to have some fer pets, then we could all share out the wax and honey and whatnot and.....
Jeez Louise young ladies. Look who has arrived. It's Crumby, Praise the Goddess, with the sprurge.
Hi there Crumby. We been tellin' Ray all about how we got our nicknames. As ye know I am called Sugarplum and this here is Sweetiepie and Aint Rayetta sent us over here so Ray could watch us and make sure we didn't get up to no mischief or pester anyone that had somethin' important to do. Yeppers, that's right, Sugarplum. And then I, Sweetie Pie says to Aint Rayetta, well aint Ray got nothin important to do? So Aint Rayetta just laughs and laughs and then Aint Rayetta says to Sugarplum and me that the twain of us should go find Ray, so here we be fer the nonce. That's right, Sweetiepie, and then we had a perilous hard time findin Ray on account of ...
Er, would you young ladies like some cookies er somethin'? Why don't ye go see if Red'll give ye some ginger snaps, maybe. There be a fresh batch off in the kitchen, maybe.
Can we bring'em back here and eat em here Crumby? We are very much enjoyin' this visit with ye and Ray. Aint that right Sugarplum. Yeppers, we enjoy a nice visit all righty then, but I am a might hungry now and sure wouldn't mind me a ginger snap er two. Them gingersnaps be in the kitchen ye say? Come on Sweetiepie, let's go get us some of them gingersnaps. All righty then, we shall return to these parts anon. Bye.
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Ray, are yer ears ringin'? I have a ringin' in my ears. Ray! Ray! Come to Ray! Yer conked out.
____
A while later.
____
Whut happened? Where am I?
Ye been conked out Ray. And ye remain here in the laboratory where the conkin' out transpired.
Conked out! Whut conked me out, reckon?
Well Ray, I'm speculatin' that ye conked out from sensory overload, maybe. Them two Tabby Labbers overwhelmed yer auditory capacities. They be natural born spellers, them two, and don't have no notion of when to let up. They would a got me too, but I spelled em off on Red, fer I knew he was bakin' ginger snaps. That's how I saved myself, but I was too late to save ye Ray. So ye conked out.
Well I swan. No wonder them two's visitin'. That dern Nancy off loaded them two on us fer a space of peace and tranquility fer herself, maybe.
Listen up Ray. I don't think them two are headed back here like they were spellin' to do. Hope, I hope corraled 'em and got em off to bed. So if yer up to it, we need to finish up on this particular spurge. Ere ye up to it?
I reckon so Crumby. Lemme do a ablution er two first, then we can get to work.
All righty then.
______
A while later.
_____
All righty then. There's nothin like a good ablution to keep me, Ray regular. Whar's the spurge?
There's two pictures of the spurge, E. missurica, right here.
Yep. I espy em.
Yepper Ray. But troubles arise. We have hit another dry hole, seed wise. So I decided that since this one aint hairy, and ye can easily espy the different parts due to the general glabrousness, that this one would be a good 'un to label.
All righty. Let's get to labelin' then.
La-nee, la-nee, laneeeeeeeee.
There now. Let's load 'em up.
_____
Thus, the bosom companions, Ray and Crumby, weary from scanty rest, forge ahead on, much like us all, for planet earth, upon which we reside, traverses an ellipse of the sun, believe it or not.
The Arkdruid
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