Sugarplum and Sweetiepie are Trainin'

This aint fair Sweetiepie. We're spose to be on holiday.

Yer right there Sugarplum. It aint. That dang Rayetta got no business given us a signment.

Well I aint studyin', no more.

Me neither. This don't make no sense anyway. Whut's it spell here, The dern "Modern Religions of the Middle East". Bunch a heathens. Who cares?

Yepper. Let's go visit the pigs.
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Where are you two Tabby Labbers headed?

We're off to visit them pigs, Aint Hope.

Did you finish those lessons Rayetta gave you?

Yepper. They be all done.

Well, what did you learn?

We learned that all them religions are the same difference.

All righty then. Run along and visit the pigs. I'll inform Rayetta that you have finished your lesson, satisfactorily.