Free? Trade

RGVECB is contemplating the purchase of an item off EBay, Great Britain. The physical location of the item we are contemplating the purchase of is in Glasgow, Scotland according to the item's documentation. Interestingly, although we have found two items in these Yorenited States of similar form and function, they appear from their descriptions to be exorbitantly priced, or made of plastic, whereas the Scotland vended item is solidly metallic and has the same sturdy Eastern European aspect as our Lomo optical equipment.

Now you may be wondering as we sometimes do, why we don't purchase only from vendors in these parts instead of from Russia. Easy that to answer. We believe that several thousand years ago lots of our ancestors lived in Russia. So we are just helping out those Scythian kinfolk that stayed behind. Also, we don't want to encourage more prosperity in these parts because even more humans might move here and we already have too many. And third, this item is free. You know, free trade.