Ray's Thought for the Day

Ray! What are you doing with that big bag of oatmeal?

Yikes! Er. Nothin'.

Ray! Why do you have that much oatmeal out here in the garage? That must be 3-4 pounds.

Well, Hope, if you must know I'm lookin' to cache it.

Cache it? Why don't you just put it in one of the cupboards with the rest of the oatmeal?

Er. It's like this. Almost ever' time I want my oatmeal, it's all been et up.

So you are hiding a secret supply, of oatmeal?

Yepper. That is correct. I have suffered too much aggravation from oatmeal deprivation in my day, so I have determined to cache a supply of it, that only I, Ray, and I suppose now you, Hope will know about. Then I, Ray and maybe you, Hope will never run out of oatmeal due to that Crumby and the LDR consumin' it all.

Isn't that sort of stingy, Ray, and gluttonous, maybe?

Stingy! Gluttonous! Waaaaaaah! It aint fair!

Ray, perhaps we should put that oatmeal in one of the normal oatmeal location areas and you should forget about this. You know how everyone feels about gluttony, and also, everyone might suspect you of doing something just like this due to your genetic predisposition for just this sort of behavior. Besides, rounding up more oatmeal is a sure-fire hope. There seems to be plenty of it in these parts.

Snuffle. All righty then. I'll put it in one of the normal oatmeal location areas. Hey, I just remembered! It's my cinnamon bun day.