Ray's Chore Break

Whoa! I been chored up mostly all day. But this just come in and we needed to get the information out. Apparently, along with Formosan termites attackin' all the woodwork maybe, we got an even worse varmint to deal with. This one is the African two-toned turnip rat. It's a large rat that grows up to 250mm not includin' the tail. It likes turnips and is resentful of bein' denied turnips so when ye try to get a turnip away from it, it attacks yer genitals. Better call in an expert like Tom Delay if yer parts gets these African two-toned turnip rats. Yepper, ye can pertect yer genitals, pertect yer turnips, and boost the economy all at the same time if ye call in an expert in pest management to deal with yer African two-toned turnip rat problem.

What two colors are the rats, Ray?

They are two-toned Rayetta.

Yes, but what are the two colors, Ray?

Dern. The source on this emergency don't make that apparent. I reckon they be the normal colors ye might expect on a two-toned rat. Er, perhaps, er, maybe they emit two tones vocally. One satisfied, happy tone when they have a delicious turnip to eat and another tone fer when they are attackin' yer genitalias.

Ray! That's genitalia. Humans usually only have one.

Er. Yer correct about that Rayetta, generally. These sedges has me confused on the subtopic, sexual identity.