Ray's Thought for the Day
Snore. Snore.
Ray-ay. Time to get up Ray. Rise and shi-ine. Time to get up Ray.
Snore. Snore.
Ray. Wake on up. Dern it. Here now. I'll jest give this possum a good shake.
Whoa! Leave me be. I am happy reclinin' on the Bosom of the Goddess.
Dern it Ray. It be near on to to 9am and the southwest pasture requires grubbin'.
Yawn, snuffle, snark. But Red we was up half the night galavantin'. Caint I sleep awhile longer.
Noper Ray. Ye caint. Ye shall be front and center in the southwest pasture, a grubbin' hoe in hand right anon. Now get yerself up pronto er I shall have Lomo turn a hose on ye.
Owwwwww. I'm all sore. I require hot linament.
Lomo! Bring some horse linament in here.
No, no, no! I'm up. Here I go. I'm makin' good progress. Dad gum it.
Ray-ay. Time to get up Ray. Rise and shi-ine. Time to get up Ray.
Snore. Snore.
Ray. Wake on up. Dern it. Here now. I'll jest give this possum a good shake.
Whoa! Leave me be. I am happy reclinin' on the Bosom of the Goddess.
Dern it Ray. It be near on to to 9am and the southwest pasture requires grubbin'.
Yawn, snuffle, snark. But Red we was up half the night galavantin'. Caint I sleep awhile longer.
Noper Ray. Ye caint. Ye shall be front and center in the southwest pasture, a grubbin' hoe in hand right anon. Now get yerself up pronto er I shall have Lomo turn a hose on ye.
Owwwwww. I'm all sore. I require hot linament.
Lomo! Bring some horse linament in here.
No, no, no! I'm up. Here I go. I'm makin' good progress. Dad gum it.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, March 05, 2006
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