Ray's Precipitation Update

Lomo, the next time you fix to give me an Indian burn, I shall surely singe the dang hair of your dang back. Dang it! I'm not kidding, Lomo. Dang it! Yeah, you big ape. Go tell Rayetta. Dang it!

Jeez Louise! Anyway, we are now up to 18.95 inches of rain for this turn of the wheel. Considering the scanty precipitation we have been blessed with, it's a good thing that Ogma Sunface recedes. But all that changes after noon of the upcoming Solstice. After that time, the fickle Ogma shall wax, not wane. So this is a good time to warn all you immigrants to these parts, Bring your own dang water.

Dad gum it. My arm still hurts. That dang Lomo is gonna get it next time. I'll barbecue that possum fer sure.

Uh. My new series "Flies I Espy, While Werkin' in the Sun" may be undergoing some slight format changes.