Sunday, December 17, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day - Award

Today, I would like to present an award. The award goes to Tom Friedman, editorialist, New York Times. Tom gets the Highmost Sycophant Award for his concern over the Kinglet's Legacy and his early and enthusiastic contributions to the Miserable Iraqi Colonization. Way to go, Tom.

Hark! Here's my bosom companion. How about this award I gave Tom, Crumby?

I might have given it to Sleeza, Ray.

Tom's wind power editorial tipped it his way, Crumby. He's a good pick and deserves the recognition. Why without Tom, we might not have a kindly and compassionate globalization mythology emergent. Plus, Tom's a big fan of wising the Homeland workforce up, so every one of US that is gainfully employed shall soon be making labor value contributions to computer gaming and virtual security, our most important, recent contributions to the global technology.

Yepper. I see what you mean. Tom makes stuff up. Sleeza just parrots the Kinglet, leaving out the uh, uh, uhs. Tom's a better choice as Highmost Sycophant.

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