Druid News Service (DNS) - US Culture Today - A Newsy News Feature Provided Intermittently - Ms. Hope Remains, Reporting:
Land sakes! Yeppers. Here I am, on some street corner almost abutting the White Palace. Tonight the Kinglet is fixing to be all set to deliver another one of his famous State of the Union addresses. Fortunately for the Kinglet, he has lots of go byes, so he won’t have to make much up. Wait just a minute. Let me use my secret Druidic powers to check in on the Kinglet at this very nonce. Oooooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooo-ah. OK. I have the Kinglet tuned in. He’s working away feverishly in his private comfort station at the White Palace. Goodness gracious sakes alive!!!! All righty then, we shall leave the Kinglet to his personal ablutions for the nonce. Goodness!
Gracious sakes. I did notice, however, that the Kinglet had lots of papers scattered about his personal comfort station and many of those had editor marks for block and copy on them. Clearly, the Kinglet is searching for material in his go byes to put in the new speech. OK. I need to use my secret Druidic powers again to figure out what he might opine this very night. Oooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-squeak-squeak-ah. There now, home viewers. That data is tuned in.
Tonight the Kinglet shall reiterate that the science on global warming is inconclusive, or that global warming is a myth, and that global warming, though scientifically improbable and maybe mythical, is a good thing for the Kinglet’s lifestyle. The Kinglet shall also reiterate that since Judgement Day is upcoming, there’s no point fretting over nonsensical luxuries like health insurance. Besides, the Kinglet already has health insurance and so do all his friends. The Kinglet shall also reiterate that the miserable Iraq colony still needs air conditioning and a flat tax. But to do all that, we need to also establish a miserable Iran colony, or more likely, employ some shock and awe on those miserable Iranians.
Goodness! That was hard work home audience. But there you have it, a preview of the State of the Union. This is Ms. Hope Remains, Ace Reporter for the DNS, signing off. Ray sugar, I got you a tiny little spoon with the Kinglet’s seal on it. See!!!!
Gracious sakes! Watch out for the Wicker Man.
Gracious sakes. I did notice, however, that the Kinglet had lots of papers scattered about his personal comfort station and many of those had editor marks for block and copy on them. Clearly, the Kinglet is searching for material in his go byes to put in the new speech. OK. I need to use my secret Druidic powers again to figure out what he might opine this very night. Oooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-squeak-squeak-ah. There now, home viewers. That data is tuned in.
Tonight the Kinglet shall reiterate that the science on global warming is inconclusive, or that global warming is a myth, and that global warming, though scientifically improbable and maybe mythical, is a good thing for the Kinglet’s lifestyle. The Kinglet shall also reiterate that since Judgement Day is upcoming, there’s no point fretting over nonsensical luxuries like health insurance. Besides, the Kinglet already has health insurance and so do all his friends. The Kinglet shall also reiterate that the miserable Iraq colony still needs air conditioning and a flat tax. But to do all that, we need to also establish a miserable Iran colony, or more likely, employ some shock and awe on those miserable Iranians.
Goodness! That was hard work home audience. But there you have it, a preview of the State of the Union. This is Ms. Hope Remains, Ace Reporter for the DNS, signing off. Ray sugar, I got you a tiny little spoon with the Kinglet’s seal on it. See!!!!
Gracious sakes! Watch out for the Wicker Man.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, January 23, 2007
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