Ray's Thought for the Day - Tomorrow is Beltane
Day 125 of DY 1 is tomorrow, Beltane, that many call May Day. Beltane marks the end of Hope Remains, the season. Next day starts us on the long haul through Beelzebubberiffic. But meantime, we shall count our blessings, Praise the Goddess!!!!
OK. Here's some updates on the general goings on in these parts.
From my sister. Rayetta says that red admirals and the twain ladies also like bananas. So be sure to put out some bananas at your butterfly feeder. You won't be sorry.
Uh. La Migra almost got Raymone. That's because Raymone has a business providing fake, totally nude ids to French migrants stealing our jobs. I told Raymone not to get into that line of work, but he got into it anyway. Raymone risked arrest, torture, deportation to Algeria for more torture and life in prison featuring yet more torture just to practice the profession of nude id picture taker. Plus, in order to escape the gendarmes, Raymone abused his undetectable aroma powder privilege. So Raymone can't go outside for awhile.
Other than that, everyone is socked into their usual routines except for Crumby. Amazingly, Crumby still has a job. I reckon, now that the new camera is broke, Crumby is saving up for another one. This time, a trusty one, maybe. That must be why Crumby still has a job.
Oh! I almost forgot. Lomo has a girlfriend.
OK. Here's some updates on the general goings on in these parts.
From my sister. Rayetta says that red admirals and the twain ladies also like bananas. So be sure to put out some bananas at your butterfly feeder. You won't be sorry.
Uh. La Migra almost got Raymone. That's because Raymone has a business providing fake, totally nude ids to French migrants stealing our jobs. I told Raymone not to get into that line of work, but he got into it anyway. Raymone risked arrest, torture, deportation to Algeria for more torture and life in prison featuring yet more torture just to practice the profession of nude id picture taker. Plus, in order to escape the gendarmes, Raymone abused his undetectable aroma powder privilege. So Raymone can't go outside for awhile.
Other than that, everyone is socked into their usual routines except for Crumby. Amazingly, Crumby still has a job. I reckon, now that the new camera is broke, Crumby is saving up for another one. This time, a trusty one, maybe. That must be why Crumby still has a job.
Oh! I almost forgot. Lomo has a girlfriend.
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, April 30, 2007
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