Ray's Rainfall Update

Every little bit helps the CB and hurts the water purveyors. Owch!, you water purveyors. So, 31.03" + 0.39" = 31.42" on Day 198, DY 1. Also, the clouds mean less electron vibration. So the electric bill is less. Owch!, you electron vibration purveyors.

Yet, at the Chamber of Commerce.

Those consumers aint consumin'. We need to raise the rates. Or we need more consumers. Otherwise the whole she-bang shall go belly-up in no time. Then we shall all die of thirst in the dark. Plus, it shall be hot in the dark. Save us Jesus!

Fret not. Your prayers are answered. It is I, the Demon Mammon, I mean Jesus. Er. Yes. It's me, Jesus. Hearken my sons, by all means, raise the rates on the littler consumers, yet lower the rates on the bigger consumers so that the bigger consumers shall increase and make more littler consumers.