Monday, August 13, 2007

Ray's Thought for the Day - Rover Bows Out

Where oh where has my little dog gone. Oh where oh where can he be?

Where might Rover go to find an appropriate habitat? Easy that, the options they are tripartite and obvious. The Capital (sic) of the Republic of Tejas, Dubai, and Riyadh. In any of those spots, Rover can run with the big dogs.

Mercy! Rover shall have sooooooooooo many freedom medals on his collar, one from every king, emir and sheik ruling in the lands the Goddess forgot, plus the big Freedom Medal from the land the Goddess is fixing to forget. Yepper! The rulers, potentates, kings, kinglets, grand dragons, large whimwhams, plus assorted Mammonites everywhere shall lavish plenty of treats upon their loyal Rover. He did soooooooooooooo much for them.

Yet, invigorated by all those upcoming treats, plus a good ear scratch, Rover shall continue in his loyal service, no doubt of that. You can’t teach an old dog, new tricks.

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