Ray’s Thought for the Day - Fear Grips US, as Usual!
Mercy! What if Sunni Arabs are planning to saw down a tree? I could be fixing to walk under that very tree. Yet if those Sunni Arabs discuss their potential tree logging efforts over the phone, or send an e-mail, the Kinglet is liable to catch them in a timely fashion, and save me.
The Kinglet might also learn plenty else. Like, which real estate is hot in Dubai. Or, where the best new oil exploration opportunity is in beautiful Iraqi Kurdistan. There is lots of stuff the Kinglet and his minions could detect. Yet all those potential interesting detections could be good for business, and might cause the Kinglet to forget all about those Sunni Arab foreigners that are fixing to chop down a tree, on me.
Course I realize the Kinglet will not actually read all those e-mails and listen to the phone calls, personally. Who will do that? Whoever does that job shall need to be a speed reader, plus possess speedy ears. And just think. What if the responsible worker misses that one important message out of ten, and a gross or two or maybe four or some other random number of US perish as a result, especially if I perish. Imagine how that worker shall feel then. But of course, the tragedy shall not be that worker’s fault, even though that worker could have prevented that tragedy.
What if that unlucky worker was distracted by a naked picture e-mail when the fateful Sunni Arab message slipped through? What if the picture featured a naked child plus livestock? I bet that worker might have to take responsibility for his actions and apologize, assuming some additional worker caught him out on the child plus livestock porn and added twain plus twain. Unlikely that since the additional worker is probably looking at the same interesting e-mail picture.
Oh well. Freedom is just maximizing storage anyway. So the Kinglet stores messages. Because he can.
The Kinglet might also learn plenty else. Like, which real estate is hot in Dubai. Or, where the best new oil exploration opportunity is in beautiful Iraqi Kurdistan. There is lots of stuff the Kinglet and his minions could detect. Yet all those potential interesting detections could be good for business, and might cause the Kinglet to forget all about those Sunni Arab foreigners that are fixing to chop down a tree, on me.
Course I realize the Kinglet will not actually read all those e-mails and listen to the phone calls, personally. Who will do that? Whoever does that job shall need to be a speed reader, plus possess speedy ears. And just think. What if the responsible worker misses that one important message out of ten, and a gross or two or maybe four or some other random number of US perish as a result, especially if I perish. Imagine how that worker shall feel then. But of course, the tragedy shall not be that worker’s fault, even though that worker could have prevented that tragedy.
What if that unlucky worker was distracted by a naked picture e-mail when the fateful Sunni Arab message slipped through? What if the picture featured a naked child plus livestock? I bet that worker might have to take responsibility for his actions and apologize, assuming some additional worker caught him out on the child plus livestock porn and added twain plus twain. Unlikely that since the additional worker is probably looking at the same interesting e-mail picture.
Oh well. Freedom is just maximizing storage anyway. So the Kinglet stores messages. Because he can.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, August 07, 2007
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