Ray's Thought for the Day - Jeez Louise!
Dang it! Werkin' in the sun is exhausting. Especially when a pick, shovel and road base enter in. Any working class dude who can think straight after a day of werkin' in the sun is a miracle of nature. Best not to think at all. Just get a nice spoon feeding and take a nap.
Bowdlerizing Ulyanov, werkin'in the sun may be why the working class can never rise above trade union ideology. Considering how I feel, it's a wonder the working class ever rose even up to trade union ideology. Come to think on it, in these parts, we proles never got even that far, ideologically. These parts is historic scab country. So the highest working class ideology in these parts is scabology.
However, werkin' in the sun is very good exercise. These days, to get a good workout, one has to join a gym and maybe even get a trainer. But werkin' in the sun is not only free exercise, they pay you. How about that? You get to exercise beyond your noggins capacity for appreciating the exercise, plus you get paid.
Perhaps the way to get US to do work, that we can't or won't do, is emphasize the exercise benefits of outdoor manual labor. That's right. Welcome to Hot Mop Heaven. We pay you to exercise in the beautiful outdoors. No, we do not provide health insurance, but if you work awhile at Hot Mop Heaven, you will be so healthy you won't need any insurance. Fresh air, sunshine and the sweat of the brow. Those shall cure what ails ye at Hot Mop Heaven.
Or, perhaps manual labor employers could advertise themselves as exercise spas. Here's your grubbin' hoe, buddy. It's going to be hot today, so I guarantee you'll lose 30lbs off that lard ass, plus, maybe a digit if ye aint careful with the grubbin' hoe.
Bowdlerizing Ulyanov, werkin'in the sun may be why the working class can never rise above trade union ideology. Considering how I feel, it's a wonder the working class ever rose even up to trade union ideology. Come to think on it, in these parts, we proles never got even that far, ideologically. These parts is historic scab country. So the highest working class ideology in these parts is scabology.
However, werkin' in the sun is very good exercise. These days, to get a good workout, one has to join a gym and maybe even get a trainer. But werkin' in the sun is not only free exercise, they pay you. How about that? You get to exercise beyond your noggins capacity for appreciating the exercise, plus you get paid.
Perhaps the way to get US to do work, that we can't or won't do, is emphasize the exercise benefits of outdoor manual labor. That's right. Welcome to Hot Mop Heaven. We pay you to exercise in the beautiful outdoors. No, we do not provide health insurance, but if you work awhile at Hot Mop Heaven, you will be so healthy you won't need any insurance. Fresh air, sunshine and the sweat of the brow. Those shall cure what ails ye at Hot Mop Heaven.
Or, perhaps manual labor employers could advertise themselves as exercise spas. Here's your grubbin' hoe, buddy. It's going to be hot today, so I guarantee you'll lose 30lbs off that lard ass, plus, maybe a digit if ye aint careful with the grubbin' hoe.
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, August 06, 2007
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